No matter what Top Chef and MasterChef may show us, the truth is not everyone was born to cook. And it’s totally fine. We find our ways around it, from ordering in, eating out, finding happiness with a way more cooking-savvy partner, and opting for ready-mades and super easy meals a child could make.
The brave ones, however, dare to play games with their cooking talent, or rather the lack of it, and take their kitchen on a ride. Surprise, surprise! Often, cooking fails and mishaps follow, but hey, you never know if you never try. And if you never try, you never learn!
After all, it gives us the greatest gift of laughter because life is short, and if it takes a tray of burnt muffins to make us smile, so be it. Scroll down below and be sure to share our previous features with more cooking fails here and here.
#1 How
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#2 My Step-Dad Keeps Forgetting To Take The Boiled Eggs Out Of The Freezer When They Cool Down
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#3 The Taste You Can See
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#4 I’m Supposed To Bring A Snack To Share At A Work Meeting, I’m Thinking The Beef Broth Gelatin With Hot Dogs And Eggs Should Do It
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#5 Tried To Make Purple Lemonade… Got Dirty Mop Ade Instead
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#6 The Brioche Looked So Great Right Until I Cut It
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#7 Casual Reminder – Clean Your Grills. Burgers And Grilled Pineapple. Sort Of
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#8 Asked My Wife To Keep The Oven On Low For The Burgers. Puts It On Low, Broils, And Forgets To Take The Plastic Cover Off
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#9 Is Roommate Shaming A Thing?
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#10 These Eggs My Dad Made With “A Bit Of Turmeric”
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#11 Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be
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#12 My First Time Baking Bread… Forgot The Yeast
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#13 Husband’s Turn To Cook… I Pop In The Kitchen For A Moment. He Says We’re Out Of Breadcrumbs. No Problem, I Say, You Can Use Crackers As A Substitute
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#14 My Pizza On The Left, My Husband’s… Single Cell Organism On The Right
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#15 Glass Pot Lid Exploded Into The Pasta
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#16 I Forgot This Pizza In The Oven About A Year Ago
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#17 Forgot Spaghetti With Mushrooms In The Microwave For A Week. Now It’s A Floofly Ball Of Mold
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#18 I’ve Been Looking For My Glasses For 3 Days. Found Them
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#19 This Is How My Boyfriend Cuts An Avocado
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#20 My Husband Asked Me To Heat Up The Croissant And That He Wanted It Very Crunchy… I Guess I Nailed It
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#21 My 6-Year-Old Son Decided To Try To Microwave Dry Mac And Cheese Before I Woke Up
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#22 I Just Remembered I Wanted Waffles 6 Days Ago
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#23 I Just Wanted To Make Pizza Dough
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#24 My Boyfriend Used To Unscrew The Red Pepper Flakes’ Tops At Pizzahut In Junior High For S&Gs. Karma
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#25 Today I Learned That A Coffee Pot Can Explode
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#26 Grabbed The Wrong One And Now All Of My Chocolate Chip Cookies Taste Weird
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#27 Today I Screwed Up By Not Checking The Sauce Before Pouring It Into The Pot
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#28 Red Cabbage Turned My Ramen Noodles A Lovely Grey-Blue Color
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#29 The Yeast Went A Bit Crazy In The Bread I Was Making
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#30 Forgetting A Hot Pocket And Typing The Wrong Time
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#31 Forgot My Plastic Spatula In The Oven While Heating Up My Lasagna
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#32 When Your 14-Year-Old Forgets To Add The Water Before Destroying The Ramen Noodles And Seasoning For 3 Minutes
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#33 My Girlfriend Told Me She Has Never Cooked The Fish Before. I Didn’t Expect Scrambled Haddock
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#34 Just A Normal Milk Shattered A Glass Perfectly In Two And Exploded The Milk Across The Kitchen
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#35 My 20-Year-Old Cousin Got His Own Apartment And It’s Going Pretty Well
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#36 The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave
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#37 This Is Why I Don’t Cook. I Forgot Plastic Melts And Put The Pizza In An Oven On A Plastic Tray
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#38 Brain Malfunctioned While Preparing Scrambled Eggs
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#39 Just Spent The Last 3 Hours Cooking For Family Coming Over… Then They Brought Their Own Takeaway To Eat
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#40 If You Need Me I’ll Be Crying In The Bathtub
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#41 After 2 Days Of Cooking Beans, The Pot Explodes The Night We Were To Feast On Them
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#42 I Tried Making Churros. Help Me Come Up With The Restaurant Name, Where I Could Proudly Serve Them
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#43 My Dough Turned Into A Monster
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#44 Pot Cover That Can’t Handle The Extreme Temperatures Of Frying Eggs. Any Move I Make Drops Glass Shards Into My Food
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#45 Nothing Like A Little Glass For Seasoning
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#46 This Is How My Wife’s Chocolate Cake Looks Like
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#47 Wifey Just Learnt That You Can’t Microwave Hard-Boiled Eggs
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#48 I Put Aluminum Foil Down In The Oven To Make Cleanup Easier After Cooking Pizza. The Foil Melted And Got Stuck Instead
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#49 A Little Crispier Than My Husband Likes. Oops
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#50 When Your Husband Overestimates Your Ability To Use The Grill
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#51 Wrong Side Of The Pepper Shaker
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#52 Oops. That White Thing That’s In Between The Meat And The Styrofoam In The Package? Yea, I Don’t Think You’re Supposed To Cook That
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#53 This Is How Being Dumb Feels, I’ve Never Done Something Stupider Than This, I Could’ve Burnt My Whole House By Just Putting A Plastic Cover Over My Ham Into My Oven
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#54 Freshly Opened Can Of Jam Has A Big Patch Of Mold. It Even Made The Popping Sound When The Seal Broke
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#55 I Added Chilli Flakes To My Curry. Turns Out It Was Infested By Weevils. 3 Days Of Dinner Gone
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#56 And That Was Our Dinner
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#57 Heard A Crack, Stopped It And Lifted Up The Jug. Turns Out The Base Separated
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#58 Forgot To Set A Timer
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#59 My Hard Boiled Eggs This Morning
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#60 Roommate Feel Asleep Trying To Cook Some Pasta, This Is What I Woke Up To
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#61 Wanted To Cook A Nice Meal For My Grandma Since She Doesn’t Have A Lot Of Time Left. I Didn’t Realize She Used Her Oven As A Pantry. I Usually Pre-Check Ovens, Too
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#62 Forgot About Eggs Boiling
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#63 Forgot About The Bacon In The BBQ
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#64 After 60 Hours Of No Power In Middle Of Freezing Winter In TX, I Got Electricity For An Hour And Decided To Thaw Frozen Honey For Rest Of The Day But Forgot To Open Lid
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#65 I Baked Potatoes With Emmentaler And Cheddar Sprinkled With Glass Shards
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#66 I Asked My Boyfriend’s Mom Not To Take The Lid Off The Rice While I Quickly Ran To The Shop. When I Got Back, She Said The Rice Was Burnt, So She Put Hot Water In It
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#67 The Oven Just Exploded For Some Reason
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#68 My Sister Often Puts Eggs To Boil And Forgets About It Until One Of Us Notice The Burning Smell And Turn The Stove Off
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#69 I Rarely Make Breakfast For Myself, But I Decided To Treat Myself This Morning. I Had To Take Like 15 Minutes To Calm Down Before I Could Clean It Up. I Was So Mad
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#70 I Put A Wooden Spoon On Top Of The Pot, So It Wouldn’t Overboil, But Instead, My Spoon Burned
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#71 My Girlfriend Spent Hours Making A Dinner, And The Lid Exploded
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#72 I Over-Stuffed My Sandwich, Then Broke My Sandwich Toaster Trying To Fit It In
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#73 When You Forget You Have Leftovers In The Oven And Ruin Your Husband’s Birthday Dinner
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#74 Don’t Cut A Slice Off Before Baking Camembert
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#75 First Time Ever Making Waffles For My Husband’s Birthday Breakfast
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#76 My Favorite Knife – Defeated By Some Leek
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#77 I Hastily Chose The Wrong Bottle Of The Fridge And Just Covered My Smoked Salmon With Caramel Instead Of Dill Dressing
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#78 Wife Spent 5 Hours Making Dinner And Specifically The Gravy. She Went To Strain It So She Could Get The Extra Stuff Out, And Accidentally Poured It Directly Down The Drain
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#79 Here’s My Dinner For Work At 2AM (Night Shift). I Was Hungry But I Guess The Floor Was Hungrier. 5 Second Rule?
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#80 Well I Guess That’s One Less Pizza In The World
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#81 1st Attempt At Smoking A Brisket – Happy Mother’s Day
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#82 I’ve Seen A Few “Fell Asleep” Pizzas Recently… Here’s Mine
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#83 I Forgot To Take Out A Plastic Tray When Preheating The Oven. Note To Self: Stop Storing Stuff In The Oven
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#84 Pizza Night Starting Off To A Real Good Start
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#85 Guys Don’t Cook Shrimps With Red Wine
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#86 First Time Making Cookies
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#87 My 4-Year-Old Wanted To “Cook Dinner.” Damn, Near-Burned The House Down In The Process
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#88 The Sweet Sunday Cake Cooked With The Wrong Mold
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#89 Failed Trying To Make Waffles Somehow
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#90 This Isn’t Melted Cheese, It’s The Plastic Cutting Board I Forgot To Remove From Under My Bread Dough
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#91 My Grandma Forgot The Bread Croutons In The Oven
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#92 Put Them In The Oven On Purpose To Hide Them From Kids. Forgot About Them
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#93 I Accidentally Created Vantablack When I Forgot About My Pizza
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#94 My Dinner. I Ate It Anyway
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#95 Waited Hour And A Half For Dinner Only For This To Happen
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#96 So I’m A Cook And I Spent About Two Hours Making This Salsa Today Only For Someone To Put It In The Sink And Rinse All Of It Out
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#97 Dirt Came Up The Kitchen’s Sink While My Mom Was Cooking
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#98 I Planned On Making Pork In The Crockpot While I Was At Work Today. When I Got Home, I Was Shocked My Apartment Didn’t Smell Delicious Until I Saw It
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#99 I Tried To Make My Husband Cookies For His Birthday
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#100 My Toddler, Husband, And I Hungrily Waited For The Food To Be Ready, But Then This Happened
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#101 I Got Home Late, Finally Got The Motivation To Make Dinner. While I Was Putting The Dressing Away, My Big Cat Came Bulldozing Through
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#102 I Cooked Some Pot Pies Only To Have The Light Bulb Explode Glass, All Over The Top
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#103 My Sister Promised She’d Take The Chicken Out Of The Oven While I Took A Bath And Relaxed After Driving All Day
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#104 When Life Gives You Lemons, You Make Lemon Bars And Then Drop Them On The Kitchen Floor
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#105 The Bottom Of The Slow Cooker Pot Fell Off, Spilling 6 Liters Of Hot Pineapple Juice Everywhere. The Kitchen Will Be Sticky Until The End Of Time
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#106 You Might Think “Oh, Cute, A Child Tried To Decorate Halloween Cookies!” Nope. This Was All Me. A Grown Man With A Career And No Artistic Ability
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#107 My Toddler Decided To “Help Cooking” Today
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#108 “Brownies” But With Crunchy Peanut Butter Instead Of Eggs
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#109 Blue Waffles. My Kid Insisted
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#110 Eggplants Should Be Pierced Before Roasting
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#111 Rate This Pizza I Made With Some Friends
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#112 The Handle Broke
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#113 Sometimes I Just Don’t Understand My Wife’s Thought Process
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#114 What Happens When Jordan Says “Hey, Watch These Burgers.” And Then Leaves For Ten Minutes. Sorry Babe
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#115 Tyson’s Birthday Cake Baked Up A Bit Stiffer Than I Intended
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#116 Whoops, Turkey Fail
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#117 Made Pancakes For The First Time, Finally Learnt Which Pan In My House Is A Nonstick Pan
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#118 Here’s One Way To Get Your Husband Out Of Bed In The Morning
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#119 My Company’s St. Patrick’s Day Lunch
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#120 I Like To Start My Morning With A Hot Cup Of Coffee
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#121 My Coworker’s Breakfast Today
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#122 Woops
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#123 I Was Halfway Through Making A Sandwich
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#124 Dad Burned The Roast
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#125 So, I Set My Kitchen On Fire Last Night
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#126 Thawing Chorizo In A Microwave
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#127 My Girlfriend Made This Pancake. What Do I Do?
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#128 My Son Cooked His Soup For 20 Minutes, Not Two
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#129 I Meant To Add Cinnamon To My Oats. Instead I Added Pepper
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#130 My Girlfriend Tried To Bake Minion Cookies
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