Is there anything cuter than a tiny little bunny? So fluffy, so round, so soft, so… wait, no! Get it away from the internet cable! Aw damn… You know, bunnies aren’t all that innocent. Quite frankly, they may be the tiniest little spawns of hellfire you can come across. Just like an entity showing itself as a small innocent girl to gain your trust, the bunny is employing the same tactic. 

The Facebook group called “Bunnies are [Jerks]” has united 186.7K happy rabbit owners and allowed them to share the darkest and most annoying things their little fluffballs get up to. We’ve covered this group before, and you can find our previous article here. 

As always, upvote your favorite chaos buns, leave some comments, mayhaps share your own experiences with owning a rabbit, and let’s all have a jolly good time! Without further ado, let’s hop right in! 

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#1 After A Gruelling Day Of Rabbiting, Fletcher The Lagomorph Arseholious Collapsed In A Heap, Rests. This 4lb Ball Of Furry Fuzz Will Take No More Than 60 Winks Before Awakening To Recommence His Crusade Against Wires, Soft Furnishings And The Golden Retriever

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It’s hard to fathom that something that looks so innocent can hold such chaotic evil within. Such animalistic vigor, such disregard for another. Yes, we are speaking about bunny rabbits today, and yes, they are horrendously unpredictable fluffy buns of happiness. Or suffering. Or maybe both if you’re into that kind of thing; we don’t judge! 

The kinds of people who for one reason or another decided that owning a bunny was gonna be sunshine and happiness, but then later found out it was an unending loop of uncertainty and chaos, have come together to form a hub and share their experiences. It’s very fondly called “Bunnies Are [Jerks]” and it houses 186.7K members on Facebook. But we’re here for buns, not numbers. 

#2 I Suspect He Got A Little Too Much Spice When He Was Destroying My Phone Charger Yesterda

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#3 I Did Not Poo On The Couch. It Was Like That When I Got Here, Honest!

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Now, if the title, the intro, and the first couple of paragraphs, as well as the first couple of posts, haven’t deterred you from owning a rabbit, then consider these little facts. As stated by the Humane Society of the United States, they’re the third most popular pet in the country after dogs and cats, yet they’re quite misunderstood. 

“House rabbits can live to be 8 to 12 or more years old. With proper care, a rabbit will grace your home with love, sass, and comic relief. But they’re definitely not starter pets that can live in a cage. Instead, they are delicate prey animals that require time, attention, special diet, and expensive vet care,” Red Door Animal Shelter Vice President Toni Greetis told Insider.

#4 Zaza Pretty Much Only Loves The Do

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#5 This Is How She Feels About Us Not Sharing Our Breakfast With Her!

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#6 That Sad Face Cause I Was The Horrible Bun Mum Who Took Away His Spicy Hay …. The Spicy Hay In Question My WiFi Router Wires That I Now Have To Wait 2 Weeks For Replacements

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In veterinary terms, rabbits are considered exotic animals, so you’ll need to find a specialized vet to care for your fluffy friend. This can quickly become quite expensive. Furthermore, a rabbit’s diet is highly specialized, regardless of what you think Bugs Bunny taught you. Give them lots of space, don’t bathe them, and don’t pick them up to hold them. 

Lastly, as seen in the majority of these posts, you’ll need to rabbit-proof any rooms your bun has access to, as most buns love to chew and dig. If you have lots of plants in your house, you’ll need to move them up high, especially as some plants could be toxic to your rabbit. Baseboards, doorframes, loose bits of carpeting, leather couches, foam, plastic, and anything made out of wood are all attractive to the bunny. 

#7 Where Did You Even Find That Cord?? What Does It Go To?? Why?!?!?

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#8 Frank And The Hole In The Carpet He Chewed

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#9 Dasher After Crawling Down My Daughters Lap, Across 2 Dogs (Afraid To Move) And Up On To My Stomach

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Some negative bunny behaviors are more normal than others, and it’s important for owners to be able to tell the difference. According to Dana Krempels, Ph.D., from the University of Miami Department of Biology, digging on the carpet or other floor surfaces, chewing on baseboards or wall corners and cords, as well as urinating in corners not designated by a litter box are all normal behaviors. 

“Sometimes a rabbit will learn that a ‘normal’ behavior elicits a negative reaction—and remember, negative attention is still attention—from the caregiver, and so will use it to get attention,” she said. Aside from the craving for attention, health issues could also trigger certain bad behaviors, so if that is suspected, one should bring the rabbit to the vet for a checkup. 

#10 He Knows Exactly What He’s Doing

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#11 Latest Wigs Added To Their Collection… These Ones Are From Our Lovely Living Room Pillows

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#12 Introducing To You ‘The Matching Arsehole Rabbit & Kitty Crew’

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Boredom is the leading factor for bunny misbehavior. “Providing lots of enrichment to promote natural behaviors—like clean cardboard boxes with two door holes cut in the sides to chew on and run through, parrot-safe chew toys or jingly toys, paper towel tubes stuffed with hay or other treats, etc.—will help curb destructive urges brought on by boredom,” said Dr. Krempels. Getting the rabbit a friend to entertain them could be a good option, too! 

Keep in mind that it’s not always possible to “train” a rabbit not to engage in destructive behaviors, either. “Rather than training a rabbit not to engage in natural ‘destructive’ behaviors, the caregiver should provide an outlet for those natural behaviors that doesn’t tear down the house,” said Dr. Krempels. 

#13 My Sassy Girl Decided To Help Herself To My Drink

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#14 Slow And Steady Wins The Race

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#15 A Girl’s Best Friend. When He Isn’t Being An Arsehole He Is So Sweet

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Just like any other living creature, bunnies need a certain amount of care and attention, as well as time. But remember, they’re still animals that will behave more on instinct than logic, and you have to be okay with that. At least they’re cute and fluffy, and that should make up for any damage caused around the house! 

As you continue scrolling through this list, make sure you upvote your faves and leave some comments, and I shall hope to see you in the very near future! Stay fabulously chaotic, dear readers, and have a good one!

#16 Our Bunny Attacked My Daughters Barbie And Here She Is Pretending To Know Nothing About It

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#17 My Bun Oliver, Who My Husband Calls Him Prince Ollie Since He Won’t Eat His Greens From A Plastic Dish Only On My Finest Porcelain Plate

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#18 “Hey You Hooman. I Smell Apple. Give Me Apple Now.”

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#19 In Bed And All I Can Hear Is The Little Worm Chewing Something. A Minute Or 2 Goes By. So I Get Up To See What He Is Eating And He Has Found A Banana

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#20 Spring Is Definitely In The Air And Cocoa Is Feeling A Bit Frisky! Yep, He’s Sitting On Marsha’s Face

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#21 Dropped Deaded After Spending A Whole Morning Chewing My Carpet… Life Is So Exhausting

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#22 Johnny Cashew Pushed Taterchip The Pig Out Of The Way To Get The Veggies First. He Hurt The Poor Piggies Feelings

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#23 Caught In The Act!!! She Thought We Weren’t Looking, But Still Had The Camera On Her And Ready To Take The Picture

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#24 She Only Rips Pieces From The Wall And Litters Them On The Floor, She Does Not Eat Them. She, Along With Her Husbun Teddy, Choose Destruction Over Any Toy Or Bunny Treat Offered

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#25 I Can’t Figure Out Who Done All This

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#26 “You Seem Bored, Human. Better Make A Mess Of The Toiletbox”

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#27 He’s Clearly Mastered It

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#28 Oh Dad, You’re Trying To Sleep? Let Me Just Lay Right Here…

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#29 They Get Along Sooo Well !!! And The Pup Is A Living Vacuum Cleaner! I Have To Stop Her Eating All The Arseholes Droppings!

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#30 Boris Is Angry Because I Stopped Petting Him

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#31 This Little Baby Scare The Sh*t Out Of Me ( Don’t Worry Hooman, I’m Just Sleeping )

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#32 Meet Owen Wilson. He Decided To Go Through My Lunch Bag After I Came Home From Work

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#33 Move Your Feet Lose Your Seat In This House

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#34 On An Important Work Video Call And A Plant Gets Launched At Me And He’s Sitting There Like What You Gon Do’?. He Just Picked It Up With His Mouth And Launched It In My Direction

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#35 More Treats Grandpa!!

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#36 I Was Trying To Eat My Breakfast

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#37 Hank Is Very Proud Of Himself After Biting Holes In A Blanket He Thought Was “Attacking” My Daughter…… He’s So Proud

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#38 Jerk’s Favorite Snacks:

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#39 Her Faces After Being Caught Are My Favorite, Total Drama Queen

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#40 Guess Who Got Into The Pantry In The Night. Door Opens Outwards And Is Blocked Off. Face Of Pure Innocence. I’m Almost Disappointed He Doesn’t Have White Powder Around His Nose

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#41 So I Go Out And Come Back To This Little Arsehole (Waffle) Having Eaten A Hole In A Box Of Budweiser

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#42 There’s A Reason There’s A Blanket Here

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#43 This Arsehole Steels All The Food From Her Buddy, And Refuses To Lose Weight. She Was Not Amused That We Had To Weigh Her

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#44 Arsehole Bit My Boob While He Had A Nail Clip. Look At Them Beautiful Fluffy Thumpers

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#45 Here’s A Pic Of Mine Who Decides He Wants To Lay In His Litter Box Every Time It’s Box Cleaning Day Bcuz Heaven Forbid I Steal His Poop

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#46 She’s Not Happy With The Service At This Place

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#47 I Got Woken Up In The Middle Of The Night Last Night By This Arsehole Demanding Food

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#48 Sleeping On The Job! This Arsehole Had One Job, One Day Every Other Week, Therapy Bun!

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#49 I Think Someone Is Plotting My Death

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#50 I Know You’re Trying To Get Work Done Mom, But I Wanna Play Dead And Give You A Heart Attack ? (Don’t Worry, He’s Fine. I Checked Multiple Times)

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