“Ode to the Other Woman’s Ass” [by Denise Duhamel]

Denise Duhamel in Lisbon

Ode to the Other Woman’s Ass

You have occupied my husband’s imagination

when he otherwise might have been bored.

You gave him pretty shapes to behold

at the mall, in the supermarket, when he peered

from behind his Newsweek at the airport.

Oh thong-wearer, the strings rising

from your crack like bird’s wings in flight.

Oh pencil skirt, snug jeans, short shorts,

bikini bottoms, capris and the circles

they contain.  Oh billboard buttocks,

magazine tushes, movie star derrières.

Oh porno fannies, soft core rumps,

the heinies of whores, the gluteus maximus

of the girl-next-door.

                              Oh Asses of Other Women,

our relationship, I know, has not been one of ease.

For years I feared you, feared that my husband

would follow your wiggle and leave me

for your high-branch peach, your airbrushed apple.

I also feared the eyes of your men, their animal glances,

their whistles when you were not with them.

I have put up with their flirting, as I hope you put up

with my husband’s.  If you are like me, I know you will not

always like it, but on a bad day it can almost be welcome,

remind you of what can sometimes be lost

in a long marriage.

                            Oh Asses of Other Women,

you are beautiful, with or without a stranger’s validation.

You know that, and your men know it too.

Yet, if you are feeling kind,

please ask the face attached to you

to humor my husband with a smile

should he look up to find eyes

and when your husband looks my way

I will try to do the same.

from Ecotone and from the archive, December 2, 2012

And here is an interview with Denise Duhamel:

https://inspicio.fiu.edu/interviews/denise-duhamel/

       

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