Serendipity (by Mitch Sisskind)

Gramps applies unguentine
and a mixture of baking soda 
and super glue with desenex
and cera-vu moisturizing lotion 
over lidocaine with benadryl 
vitamin e vitamin c zinc and
what have you nothing works
until by chance in a little
side drawer in the bathroom 
looking for something else
he discovers an old tube of
rite-aid brand cortisone-based 
anti-itch cream that had never 
been opened. what are the odds!

 

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Author: Mitch Sisskind