The Lower DeppsAmber is HOT
but Johnny is NOT.
Yes, I’ve Heard
she dropped a turd
in Johnny’s bed
to get in his head.
Okay, that’s fraught–
I kid you not.
To think the slippage
from her equipage
has soiled the sheets
and both his feets,
I cannot countenance.
It’s enough to renouncenance
a normal kid:
you don’t want skid-
marks in your bed.
But, all that said,
I still want to clamber
all over Amber.
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Author: The Best American Poetry
