How I Took On a Fierce Rooster in a Wild Wrestling Match—and Survived to Tell the Tale!
Ever tried wrestling a rooster? No? Well, neither had I until recently—and let me tell you, it’s a full-contact sport nobody warned me about! When I needed to re-home a feisty four-month-old rooster (big enough to fill a wrestling ring), I figured I could just catch the guy before his new owner showed up. Ha! Twelve attempts, a lucky sweater, and a scrappy airborne tussle later, I finally got hold of Roman—by his, uh, tail end, no less. Between wing-flaps loud enough to rouse the neighbors and unintended wrestling moves that would make a pro proud, this rooster challenge was anything but gentle. But here’s the kicker: the sweet older lady who came to take Roman home made it look effortless, almost like she hypnotized the feisty bird into submission. Looking back, maybe I should’ve waited for her! If you think self-publishing a book before the Christmas rush is tricky, try wrangling a rooster first. Curious how it all went down? LEARN MORE
