“Jack Benny’s Violin” [by James Cummins and David Lehman]

Jack Benny's Violin

Jack Benny’s Violin

I have always wanted to write a poem called Jack Benny’s violin.

How often have I begun a poem with that title.

At a key moment a mugger intercepts our man in sin

with a gun. “Your money or your life?”

There follows the longest pause in the history

of stand-up comedy.  “I’m thinking!  I’m thinking!”

Jack Benny’s violin was the thinking

man’s violin,

as if a scratchy sound symbolized Jack’s whole history,

metonymic for the man who wore the title

“King of Comedy” for most of his working life.

No, he couldn’t play it like Henry Mancini;

he played it straight.  Yet in his mind he was a man seen

hurling the javelin in the glory of his youth, not thinking

of his job, his boss, his wife, or of what life

after sixty has to offer.  At night he plays the violin

badly (Brahms’s concerto), but Y. A. Tittle

passes to Del Shofner when he dreams his story

is metonymic for the whole Giants’ story,

even as he might say Del was his main man in sin:

their opponents thought it a sin, to rob them of a title.

Could the mugger have been thinking

it was a sin to rob Jack of his violin?

Or was he just giving Jack the straight line of his life?

“Jack Benny was my role model,” John said.  Life

has been good to the deadpan master of the double-take.  History

to him was like a theme for solo violin:

playing it he proved that the love of god and the need to sin

can coexist.  It defied reason, but thinking, real thinking,

was like that—like a poem abandoned without a title.

We were listening to a new rapper, Li’l N Title,

when John said, apropos nothing and everything, “Life

was a joint, and the Firesign Theater, and poems that did their thinking

at warp speed, and on vinyl.  But I guess all that’s history

now.  Jack Benny shuffled off the stage as Charlie Manson

shuffled on — we should’ve listened better to Jack’s violin.”

And you, dear reader, are entitled to hear this violin

duet and imagine it is a hymn to life, to man and woman in sin,

because it wears its thinking on its sleeve and calls it history.

— James Cummins and David Lehman (2012)

       

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