The Sleepy Queeny: Unveiling the Mysterious Secret Behind Her Endless Slumber
the opening of parliament,
a war commemoration
a royal visit to disaster victims, touching and poignant
a Christmas mass or national celebration,
a cup final at Wembley,
a royal palladium performance,
a documentary on TV,
a royal tour on some far off continent.
She’d just nod off
and became famous for it.
To wake her up, diplomats and dignitaries would cough
or nudge her with an elbow quick.
Her citizens would take bets
on how long she would last before dozing off.
Even at home in her castle surrounded by her family and pets,
everyone got tired of her snoozing off all the time like a tiresome toff
while watching films on her kingdom sofa in her land of nod.
