Unexpected Twist: What Lurks Beneath a Rooster Attack Injury Shocks Doctors!
So, ever since our rooster, Benedict the Jerk, attacked me, I’ve been limping, so Brian dragged me to the sports medicine doctor yesterday.
I’m now wearing a very sexy boot (groan). People can hear me coming from a mile away (clomp! clomp!!). When we got home yesterday, Brian helped me out of the truck. I was walking up the sidewalk, and my left foot was quiet, but my right foot was CLOMP-CLOMPING. So, Brian started walking in front of me, with his left foot gently hitting the side, and then he’d make his right shoe SLAM LOUDLY down on the sidewalk. That earned him a “hardy har har” from me.
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