In a world where pajamas and political satire collide, our protagonist—meet Dickensian Kenneth—captures the whims of a bygone Victorian era with a modern twist. Have you ever pondered the fascinating juxtaposition of contemporary life wrapped in the trappings of history? With his mismatched slippers quick-marching toward Breakfast HQ and an eggcup marmalade empire, Kenneth epitomizes a character caught between exalted old-world charm and today’s everyday realities. The delightfully crafted verses draw us into his domestic routine, where “Yes love, no dear” reigns supreme, and the color Tory Blue hints at a political past that could either inspire laughter or provoke sighs of nostalgia. As we dive into this whimsical narrative, we may just find ourselves peeking out from behind our own curtains, wondering how much of Dickens lives within us. So, ready to step into the world of Kenneth? LEARN MORE.
Dickensian Kenneth as is his ilk
In pyjama regalia picks up the milk.
Slippers quick-march hup hup one two
Back at the double to Breakfast HQ.
Where in her eggcup marmalade empire
Tea toasted soldier paraphernalia,
Victoriana’s rule of thumb clear;
He’s under hers “Yes love, no dear”.
‘X’ marks the spot on his Union Jack bot
Where the canvassing Conservative candidate stopped.
His face, like the rosette, turned Tory Blue
Securing a seat in the polls ‘92.
Dickensian Kenneth as is his bent
Eyes left parades outside the gents.
No medals for lateness; Victoria’s cross.
Despatches excuses; Careless Talk Costs!
