“Unveiling Secrets: Stan Morrison’s Poetic Journey Through Notorious Names in the News”
Barbara Walters’ voice falters
she never wears any halters
Barbie can drag out over an hour show
a five minute yarn we don’t care to know
favoring the gossip over the serious
making the trivial sound mysterious
Dan Rather doesn’t seem to matter
60 Minutes doesn’t have much in it
weather reporters gab for a long time
about some trivial change in the clime
This sort of banality is so trashy
Ron Burgundy keeps me sassy
