You Won’t Believe What Our New Security System Is Alerting Us About—Prepare to Be Amused and Amazed!
After the recent severe death threat, we opted to upgrade our security system. It cost a whopping $1500, but I can tell you, the entertainment it has provided has been worth every penny! The alerts are pretty darned precise!
Here are some examples of “alerts” we have received on our phones:
A person is standing in a room and adjusting their pants. (That was Brian.)
A person is walking on the porch with a Fedex envelope. (We still haven’t figured that out. We very rarely get deliveries from Fedex.)

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