Beautiful women like to look in the mirror
For long periods of time sometimes hours
So if you ever manage to land one of them
Be ready to sit solitary at the television set
All afternoon long and on into the night.
Here’s another thing to know about them.
They will try on every article of clothing
In the closet before venturing out into
The world so when you finally return
There’s a big pile of clothes on the bed.
What if you hear a wolf whistle while
You and her are out walking? Okay
Write something on a piece of paper
And while the degenerate looks at it
You suddenly kick him in the balls.
One upside of the whole thing is how
If she’s beautiful enough you can get
Comped in expensive restaurants like
Happened to me and her do you want
To know where? Okay. Wolfgang Puck.
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Author: Mitch Sisskind
