“Mount Washington Kroger is Out of Bananas”

Beth Gylys

“Mount Washington Kroger is Out of Bananas”

Yes, we have no bananas today,

but Cheetos and nacho chips—                                                                                                         

seven different brands—and instant

mashed potatoes complete with sodium                                                                                                  

acid pyrophosphate, and sodium bisulfite.

We have gummi bears and red cinnamon                                                                                         

candy hearts.  Ranch dressing, a whole row

of plastic-wrapped, sliced meat. Line up

for your diacetyl, your free glutamic acid,

your butylated hydroxyanisole.

We have everything but bananas,

those bright phallic bunches, those wrapped

wands of fruit-meat, potassium

hunger bombs, soft, sweet monkey crack.

Gylys writes:

“The poem emerged after my friend Jennifer sent the quotation that is the title as a writing prompt. It’s a bit of a playful rant against processed food.  I wrote it with that old Louis Prima song, “Yes, We Have No Bananas” running through my head.  so the playful energy probably emerged from that tune as much as from the quote.”

The poem first appeared in the Crab Orchard Review in March 2019, and then in Gylys’s most recent book, Body Braille (Iris Press, 2000). The poem will also asppear in the forthcoming book The Conversation Turns to Wide-Mouthed Jars.

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