The Surprising Secrets to Thriving When You Return to Work After Maternity Leave
1. Remember How to Speak Adult
You’ve spent your time with family, and most of that time with your newborn. Chances are you also speak in baby talk to yourself, especially with reminders and needs: “Go to sleep now, silly. Don’t forget the breast pump or your boobies are going to be two sore, leaky and squeaky balloons!”
Other moms will understand if you talk this way while you’re in the grocery store, but the cashier may look a little confused. Your boss will probably turn several shades red when you refer to them as “silly” or your biggest client as “sweetie.” Skip the sweet whimsy, and slow down when talking as you remember how to speak adult.
