Uncover the Shocking Twist Behind The Waffle House Index Screenplay You Never Saw Coming!
The script doesn’t work.
I actually spent a long time sitting around and trying to figure out why it didn’t work. After an elongated period of chilling, I finally figured it out. The script is built as this really wild ride. I mean you’ve got mass shooters, the New World Order, people predicting the future, nuclear explosions, secret Waffle House bunkers, mass flooding, giant crocodiles, spaceships.
I actually like all those things. And, if they were built into the right movie, I’d love it.
The problem is that the main character here is written like she’s starring in Manchester By The Sea. Her mom died earlier that day. She can’t stop talking about the cancer and what it did to her. Almost everybody else in the story is super serious and/or depressed as well. Which completely sours all the fun that could’ve come from these wild plot developments.