Uncover the Shocking Twist Behind The Waffle House Index Screenplay You Never Saw Coming!
Now, because there was only one waiter, we had to wait a long time to order. How long, you ask? You’re probably thinking half an hour, right? No. An hour? Yeah, I wish. Come on, it couldn’t have been more than 90 minutes? We had to wait TWO HOURS just for the waiter to come to us.
Now, the good thing about waiting that long was that we all had TONS OF TIME to look through the endless Waffle House menu. Each of us had carefully memorized our complex orders of eggs and biscuits and toast and burgers, all of which were smothered in various ingredients specific to the Waffle House universe. Dare I say waiting that long made the process of ordering almost euphoric, seeing as we were finally going to eat like kings.
